the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
not stoned, just slightly pebbled
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love