Peas and Carrots

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the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

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bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

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jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

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hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

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im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

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